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1. I once dated a phobo-phile.

It was a love-hate relationship.

2. I was in a public restroom depositing a number 2 and realized there was no toilet paper.

Then I remembered that in a pinch, you can use a $1.00. But THAT was a disaster. >!I guess because I only had 95 cents. !<

3. What do you call the mirror aisle at Walmart?

Self-Checkout

4. As a monk, Mendel had to keep his children a secret…

They were human beans, after all!

5. My new watch has a battery that'll last 10 years.

Pretty sure it's got more time left than I do.

6. Leftovers

The waiter asked if I wanted the box for my leftovers, I told him I don’t like to fight.

7. What do you call vegan bbq ribs?

Fibs

8. A prisoner found a stick and chose to grab bread instead of the guard's key. Why?

Because bread tastes better than key.

9. The author of the Iliad tried comedy before he got into poetry, but couldn't make anyone laugh.

People have no appreciation for Homer.

10. Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

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